Sunday, April 15, 2007

Shoot the Groundhog

Here it is April 15th 2007 and it's just above freezing outside...I wish I could find Al Gore so I could shove him outside and tell him to recant before allowing him back in. Nah I wouldn't be that mean...probably would make him some tea and watch the tube with him...he seems like a decent fellow, and I've met stranger people in my days.

Still it seems odd to be bundled up in a coat and scarf while inside my house, to keep from turning the heater back on again, when it would normally be beautiful spring weather. I wonder how the eco-freaks explain this one away? I'm sure they have some explaination handy.

I hope you've done your taxes already, especially with the Democratic house threatening draconian taxation on one hand and military starvation on the other...they certainly seem intent on punishing America for their bout of minority-ness. When it's all said and done though their constituents agree that we have been bad and deserve to be punished. The only good that comes from this is the average voter can see first-hand what we'll be in for with any form of the present socialist-backed Democratic leadership in charge.

People aren't stupid all of the time. And I say we shoot that damn groundhog.